Showing posts with label beard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label beard. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Boys Allowed

Recently, a male lobster asked if it's okay for men to read this blog. Well, this is kind of a girly blog. I admit it. We are two girls who blog about motherhood or pregnanthood approximately 33% of the the time (you'd be surprised at how much thought I put into that fake statistic). However, it is still acceptable and manly to read Long Distance Lobsters. Here are the reasons:


1. Manly Men understand women. Whenever you guys come across a particularly girly post, you can claim it as research.
2. Many of our posts are so very gender neutral. Every Monday, for example, is Movie Review Monday. Manly Men like movies. Saturdays are for Snapshots. Manly Men like pictures. Sundays are for the Sabbath. Manly Men love Jesus. You get the idea.
3. A confirmed regular reader:
Please note: full, manly beard. And his NAME is MANny.
4. A second confirmed regular reader:
Please note: full, manly beard and he's
bad-assedly wiping blood from lip.
5. A third confirmed regular reader:
Please note: full, manly beard, intimidating look on
face, and overabundance of appetizers.
6. A fourth confirmed regular reader:
Umm...try to focus on his motorcross shirt and the fact that he's sitting next to (his sister's) baseball paraphernalia.
7. Manly men can also have long distance friends. But we turn to you, male readers, whoever you may be. Do tell: What are some challenges long distance guy friends face that chicks don't, or what are some of the ways lobster guys continue to bond sans proximity?


That's enough now. Point made. 


So read proudly, Male Lobsters!